Here’s a piece of music you might recognize instantly: The Liberty Bell - John Philip Sousa

So this one time at a change of command ceremony on the submarine, we had the Navy Band playing. The crew was all lined up in our finest dress uniforms standing at attention. The ceremony was about to start and the captains were just climbing up the stairs to the stage. That’s when the band swung into this little number, and our super-professional military audience all had to try not to laugh.

Turns out nobody in the band had planned on making the fart noise at the appropriate time. We had them covered on that, though.

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